Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Obesity
Obesity is a problem, but not a skool's problem. Skool is not a replacement parent for kids whose parents are never around. Skool is not a daycare.
-Scythe-
-Scythe-
Obesity rules!
Well. I dont like fat people. For the majority of them cry abotu how there fat while they sit on there couch eating cake with a deep fryer off to the table on the right of the couch. If you werent so insecure and used food to make you happy then you wouldnt be in that position.
For the people that just have natural fatness haha. Take steps to not be fat. Being fat is a choice. Dont be lazy.
Schools dont have the responsobility to make sure someone is in good health unless they know the student is in danger.
For the people that just have natural fatness haha. Take steps to not be fat. Being fat is a choice. Dont be lazy.
Schools dont have the responsobility to make sure someone is in good health unless they know the student is in danger.
Blog Prompt for Tuesday, November 27th
Buenas Dias Estudiantes,
For today's blog entry, I'd like you to respond to the following prompt:
Do you feel that schools should be responsible for combating childhood obesity,
or is this a problem best left to families themselves? After all, don't schools have
enough responsibilities as it is?
For today's blog entry, I'd like you to respond to the following prompt:
Do you feel that schools should be responsible for combating childhood obesity,
or is this a problem best left to families themselves? After all, don't schools have
enough responsibilities as it is?
demon pelican zombies
You see that bird on the left there. If I were to tell you what he’s been through I would have to eat some very happy meatloaf. It all started out by me getting my regular cup of coffee when I heard a knock on the door. I went to go open it when BOOM ZOMBIES. It all started out when he killed his mom, but she happened to leave the speaker on while she was calling her work while she got killed so now he had to kill her coworkers. They worked at aflack a car insurance company. He ate a lot of tasty nachos so his brain could expand to be able to see hungry books. But his brain expanded too much and exploded leaving a huge hole in his head giving him a demon cowish look. He loaded up on ammo and packed heavy. He took the ventilation and planted tons of smoke bombs. But he noticed when he jumped out of the ventilation BOOM ZOMBIES. The zombies where attacking the vending machines which fueled the employees minds. So now most of the other workers turned into zombies. It was a massacre the remaining workers held it out and made their last stand in the lunch room. They used forks and spoons to fight. He took advantage of what was happening and came through the back of the lunch room and killed all the remaining workers by cutting their throats or strangling them. In the process he broke the barricade and the demon zombies flooded in and killed the remaining duffering workers. He then quickly ran to the staff room to grab the EMERGENCY CHAINSAW.
He then used it to kill some 8,482,113,521 demon zombies. Which by then he ran out of gas and started to use his machete. As he was making his last stand he noticed his brother stumble into the room. His brother’s legs where eaten off by the demon zombies. His brother then cried out “help me”. In response to what his brother said he then used the flag pole to beat and impale his neck with until there was a reasonable amount of blood leaking, which then he used his dull machete to finish him off with. He then made an attempt to get to the roof to get to the helicopter, but as he was ascending up the stairs inflamed couches at the speed 364 mph were falling in his path. He then lost his legs, three livers, his only heart (which he has two of) one eye, two waffles, and other stuff that really didn’t have anything to do with intentional paper clippings in the process. He then suffered 68 hours of bleeding and excruciating pain due to not being able to eat his leftovers, which were just out of reach. After the incident with the lawnmower he then crawled to the roof and signaled to his helicopter that his brother (that died) was piloting, who was drunk. He then fended the remaining demon zombies with book called ”how to cook with no salt”. As the helicopter approached the zombies that were being beating to death by his book fell over the edge and caught the helicopter’s propellers on the way down, which then caused his brother to crash into him. His brother was disintegrated in a 83 ft radius. He then spent his last moments eating tacos with no gravy yes I said no gravy as he was being devoured be demon zombies. In the end he suffered for 684 hours, bleed 1827 gallons, failed to reach his leftovers, and is still suffering as we speak due to a lack of gravy even though he was devoured by the demon zombies. In the very end he didn’t get to ride the happy unicorns over the happy elf filled rainbow. In the very depressing end he killed himself using two barrels of floss, eight suitcases and a used doorknob.
He then used it to kill some 8,482,113,521 demon zombies. Which by then he ran out of gas and started to use his machete. As he was making his last stand he noticed his brother stumble into the room. His brother’s legs where eaten off by the demon zombies. His brother then cried out “help me”. In response to what his brother said he then used the flag pole to beat and impale his neck with until there was a reasonable amount of blood leaking, which then he used his dull machete to finish him off with. He then made an attempt to get to the roof to get to the helicopter, but as he was ascending up the stairs inflamed couches at the speed 364 mph were falling in his path. He then lost his legs, three livers, his only heart (which he has two of) one eye, two waffles, and other stuff that really didn’t have anything to do with intentional paper clippings in the process. He then suffered 68 hours of bleeding and excruciating pain due to not being able to eat his leftovers, which were just out of reach. After the incident with the lawnmower he then crawled to the roof and signaled to his helicopter that his brother (that died) was piloting, who was drunk. He then fended the remaining demon zombies with book called ”how to cook with no salt”. As the helicopter approached the zombies that were being beating to death by his book fell over the edge and caught the helicopter’s propellers on the way down, which then caused his brother to crash into him. His brother was disintegrated in a 83 ft radius. He then spent his last moments eating tacos with no gravy yes I said no gravy as he was being devoured be demon zombies. In the end he suffered for 684 hours, bleed 1827 gallons, failed to reach his leftovers, and is still suffering as we speak due to a lack of gravy even though he was devoured by the demon zombies. In the very end he didn’t get to ride the happy unicorns over the happy elf filled rainbow. In the very depressing end he killed himself using two barrels of floss, eight suitcases and a used doorknob.
Monday, November 26, 2007
NED
Yes my freinsd my face is on backwards. It hurts.
Im sitting here listening to TO NO AVAIL.
Thinking about how cool my teacher ned fadeley is. man i wish i could be as cool as him when im older. :p
That would complete my life
Im sitting here listening to TO NO AVAIL.
Thinking about how cool my teacher ned fadeley is. man i wish i could be as cool as him when im older. :p
That would complete my life
Note from Ned....
I just want to let everyone know that this blog is in no way a reflection of my worth as a teacher.
Our students are bums. Clearly.
Alas, I can only do so much....
-Ned-
Our students are bums. Clearly.
Alas, I can only do so much....
-Ned-
First blog by buggles
Aaron Slagle
Hello everyone caring to read this blog posted by buggles..which is me.
I have a quote by a fellow student.
"here it comes...here it comes....THE POWER WITHIN" ~Usamah Elbakkush
Hello everyone caring to read this blog posted by buggles..which is me.
I have a quote by a fellow student.
"here it comes...here it comes....THE POWER WITHIN" ~Usamah Elbakkush
Helping people with Blogger
Haha! I finally know something nobody else does. I know what to do to get other people onto the Rivercity blog!! VICTORY!!
-Scythe-
-Scythe-
The Area I Am Supposed To Collect Knowledge In..
Well once again i shall write a entry into our School blog.
It is 1:38 PM
This day is coming to an end.
Well i have decided to talk about how my area that i sit in is an utter disgrace to all schools.
We have Arron, Leslie, Bryce, Me [Brandon], Henry and Usamah. This isnt the first day that our room looked like a hurricane had hit. Day after day we all agree that our area is horrible. But does anything happen to prevent it from getting dirty everyday? No infact it does not. It is hard to work in such an enviorment when one day your books and papers are on your desk and the next day its either on the floor from the goons that screw around after school or strewn on a desk across the room. This will bring me to another blog i will write in a few minutes. We need to quit letting not only our area but the class rooms areas. We need to work on holding our school together kids.
It is 1:38 PM
This day is coming to an end.
Well i have decided to talk about how my area that i sit in is an utter disgrace to all schools.
We have Arron, Leslie, Bryce, Me [Brandon], Henry and Usamah. This isnt the first day that our room looked like a hurricane had hit. Day after day we all agree that our area is horrible. But does anything happen to prevent it from getting dirty everyday? No infact it does not. It is hard to work in such an enviorment when one day your books and papers are on your desk and the next day its either on the floor from the goons that screw around after school or strewn on a desk across the room. This will bring me to another blog i will write in a few minutes. We need to quit letting not only our area but the class rooms areas. We need to work on holding our school together kids.
My oppinion on Water Boarding.
My name is Brandon. I enjoy long walks on the beach and going to candle lit dinners. I am going to express my opinion on water boarding. It is a highly debated topic. Many say that water boarding is un-american. I think that water boarding is a necessary torture. We dont use the technique on every person we think is a terrorist. We use it only on top terrorists that withold valuable and key information. The debate is that one side is for water boarding to get key information. The side against is saying that its cruel and inhumane to torture a human like this. Becuase it can cause mental damage. Think about this,would you ruin one persons life in order to save more lifes. If we dont get this information out before anything goes down then people will die and not only will victims be affected but also the families of these families. If we were to get information from Bin Laden then the terrorist attack wouldnt have happened. I may be wrong with my supporting facts but i still stand by water boarding is a necessary torture.
A blog of hotsauce, and death
As you may see from the title, this hot sauce doesn't "mess around" as we like to say. it has scared and disabled many fine and valiant digestive systems for life! LIFE!!! the menace known as the devils anus must be stopped before it can cause more damage to children and food-fanatics everywhere.
it was a day just like today. in fact it was today. i was chilling with my peeps in Ned's room, when Henry offered me the hot sauce. i was reluctant at first, but peer pressure got to me eventually. i had a sip....*snivel* i haven't been able to eat Ramon since. that hot sauce Has caused me serious mental, and physical scarring. i have been.......sterile since that day.
in summary, we need to bring more defenses against the forefront of hot sauce, and destroy the scourge before it destroys us!!!!! that is all.
it was a day just like today. in fact it was today. i was chilling with my peeps in Ned's room, when Henry offered me the hot sauce. i was reluctant at first, but peer pressure got to me eventually. i had a sip....*snivel* i haven't been able to eat Ramon since. that hot sauce Has caused me serious mental, and physical scarring. i have been.......sterile since that day.
in summary, we need to bring more defenses against the forefront of hot sauce, and destroy the scourge before it destroys us!!!!! that is all.
100% PAIN of death
Bryce colvin
When i put the drop of 100% pain in my mouth it was like i walked into hell because of 100% pain i lost all my family all my friends to this devilish blood. they....they ...all FELL INTO A LAKE OF FIRE which i sooner joined. it was so intense that i wanted to cut off my tongue. i don't want to talk about it so this is the end as my soul slowly catches on fire.
When i put the drop of 100% pain in my mouth it was like i walked into hell because of 100% pain i lost all my family all my friends to this devilish blood. they....they ...all FELL INTO A LAKE OF FIRE which i sooner joined. it was so intense that i wanted to cut off my tongue. i don't want to talk about it so this is the end as my soul slowly catches on fire.
MEEPS
100% PAIN This was the account of when the devil came up from the fiery doom iteself and had licked my tongue.
It was a normal school day. Everyone was at school having a good jolly time. Henry arrived casualy and slumped down in his chair. Staring at everyone behind his eyes of death, he slowly yet surely pulled out what was soon to be then end of my life. At first i saw it and was like " fo sho sun I try that bizzy." Henry laughed a cackling laugh as all the lights dimmed and lighting striked the outside tree. When the lights returned back to there normal color and the lightning outside halted we all got into a little circle. There was the weird kid that wears make-up known as Bryce. Jake the unexplainable. Henry the Mysterious and me Brandon the face. I should have stopped it right when I had the chance to. Right when Henry the Mysterious unscrewed that cap slowly my soul slowly left my body. There was a rumble coming from the bottle. The lights went out. The only source of light was this bottle of 100% Pain. We all took a shot of the Fire itself at the same time. When there was a explosion. Everyone fell out of there seat and a giant hole opened in the center of the cirlce. A demon slowly jumped out. He pulled our tongues out at the same time. He jumped on our tongues with his black hooves. The he ran it over with his caddilac. He jumped back into his whole. It was over never to be talked about again until now. That day the devil had licked my tongue. The Legend lives on.
It was a normal school day. Everyone was at school having a good jolly time. Henry arrived casualy and slumped down in his chair. Staring at everyone behind his eyes of death, he slowly yet surely pulled out what was soon to be then end of my life. At first i saw it and was like " fo sho sun I try that bizzy." Henry laughed a cackling laugh as all the lights dimmed and lighting striked the outside tree. When the lights returned back to there normal color and the lightning outside halted we all got into a little circle. There was the weird kid that wears make-up known as Bryce. Jake the unexplainable. Henry the Mysterious and me Brandon the face. I should have stopped it right when I had the chance to. Right when Henry the Mysterious unscrewed that cap slowly my soul slowly left my body. There was a rumble coming from the bottle. The lights went out. The only source of light was this bottle of 100% Pain. We all took a shot of the Fire itself at the same time. When there was a explosion. Everyone fell out of there seat and a giant hole opened in the center of the cirlce. A demon slowly jumped out. He pulled our tongues out at the same time. He jumped on our tongues with his black hooves. The he ran it over with his caddilac. He jumped back into his whole. It was over never to be talked about again until now. That day the devil had licked my tongue. The Legend lives on.
Friday, September 7, 2007
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