Oh Shiz!

I am thoroughly surprised that no one has posted a blog about Benazir Bhutto’s assassination.
So I am taking the liberty!

Questions for thought:

What did you like about her policies?
What do you think will happen to Pakistans' government now?
Why was she exiled?


Now go enlighten yourselves with foreign policy!

Tell Your Friends....

Send us to Japan is up and running. Now, SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

-Ned-

On the other hand....

It would be excellent if the stars alligned and the Old Ones rose again to lead us down the path of cosmic righteousness.....

-Ned-

The Call of Cthulhu

It's 11:55 pm on Christmas Night and I've just finished reading the original "Call of Cthulhu."
Don't get me wrong, there was something very creepy about the story. But in my
opinion, all this "Cthulhu talk" is much ado about nothing. Do we really believe there's
a tentacled demi-god lurking below the black waters of the pacific? Or, like the Chuck
Norris phenomenon, are you guys just looking for some obscure pop-culture reference
in which to ironically revel? I don't get it.

That being said, this quote from the story struck me as apropos of "In the Heart of The
Sea:"

"Who knows the end? What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering
cities of men."

Merry Christmas!

-Ned-

Hey, Japanese People of RLA!!

I found this awesome program that teaches katakana, hiragana and a hundred kanji!! The whole thing is free, but I don't know if we can access the site at skool. http://lrnj.com/ is the place it's at, so you'd better go check that out!!

iPod Jackers

Question: Who would want to steal a broken iPod? And Brandon's, to boot! There's going to be ten screamo songs on there, and nothing else.

Answer: Some idiot at RLA.

Question: Who would want to steal a stained notebook?

Answer: The same.

Honestly, people. What point is there in taking a notebook you can't read or a iPod you can't use?

Bad Santa

"OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday. The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.

"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there," a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.

Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program -- which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world -- has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught ."

Happy Holidays!

P.S.
What do you think is more hilarious? The mean letters? Or the 11,000-strong army of Canada post employees?

P.S.S
From what I've read, the letters weren't sexual.

Ok back to work

As some of you know I was residing deep in the jungle or concreat and iron washing glass windows for a living. Anyway while I was there, this very nice transiant named, jim...uh bob..and andrew. After 3 days of intense chess with this kind man. I came to the conclution...Seattle has a problem..and so does spokane. What can america do to help the homeless? How far should we push to create a better united states where no homeless run around the streets? Just give me your opinion.

Oh Geez

Why is it that when I'm gone for a week and trusting the rest of the core with the responsibility of continuing to ask deep/interesting questions where the student body can answer with a open and unbiased opinions... the blog stagnates and spawns idiocy, all that I have read has been this stupid dribble not one open ended thought filled question. Come on!!! I undermined Ned's authority and placed a few of you in charge that said you would help with the blog yet looking at it now..its was a horrible idea. Someone please fix the blog and make it educational again please, not just a load of crap!!!


thank you and I love you all with all of my heart
-Buggles

p.s ill be back monday

Edge of an Ethical Dilema

Should a conservator risk her reputation to preserve

suspect artifacts, or let them fall apart?

Article courtesy of Archaeology magazine.

"A client of mine, an amateur historian and art
collector, brought me a deteriorating Roman sword he purchased from the online
auction site eBay. He asked me to clean, stabilize, and preserve it. As I
examined the orange-red corrosion and white salt encrustations, noting fragments
that had exploded off the surface and areas only a few millimeters thick, I
realized I might be professionally obligated not to conserve it. The sword had
no provenance or export documents to prove it had been scientifically excavated
or lawfully sold.

Art conservators are dedicated to preserving
cultural heritage and we deplore looting and damage to archaeological sites and
artifacts. We are also acutely aware of the harm that can occur from leaving
fragile objects unconserved. Deciding whether to work on the sword was a moment
of crisis in my career. Conserving it could be considered unethical or
unprofessional, while ignoring the piece could put it at risk of disintegrating.
Was I accountable to the physical artifact, my profession, or the archaeological
community?"

Why do museums refuse personal collections while accepting and glorifying unprovenanced objects donated by wealthier, more prominent collectors?

Why is there no blanket international agreement governing the antiquities trade?

Shouldn't we preserve looted objects if they are only traces of a destroyed archaeological site?

Hopes shattered

I was excited about the blog because I thought it would be fun to read student views of what is happening in the world. Sadly I see it is getting filled with a lot of gibberish. Bummer. Plus apparently some of you can't spell, punctuate, or use proper grammar. It makes you look like a bunch of elementary school kids. I'm signing out and may or may not return.

~Stacey

Big Story of The Day....

Guess what kids, more shootings!
This time, the gunmen went for a
youth group and Christian Church in
Denver. Any thoughts on this one?

For more info, check out This Link

Follow up question

So yesterday you should have answered a question on why people blame videogames and music for violent crimes...well as some of you know a violent crime was commited at a mall, the 19 year old gunman entered a mall and killed 8 people and injured 2 then killing himself before police could get to him.

Now what is your opinion on why he went and killed these innocent people?

Well you see...

Why are you guys so lazy?
Your students; so stop complaining and be studious!

Electronic Nightmares.

There is alot of criticism about video games and music affecting kids.
People accuse video games and music of influencing kids to shoot up schools and now shopping malls.

Do you think that a simple song or video game effects someone to the point that they start killing?

Question for ned

What way do you think we could format the blog to make it so that people who contribute can get some sort of credit, as you know some of us spend most of our time on the great blog and are able to express ourselves better then if lets say to write a crappy story on teenbiz just becouse we are told we have to.

Answer

Actually I just have a straight question, should we keep sex scandals out of politics? as in the case of Bill Clinton and how his adulterous behavior ruined his presidential career should presidents or even the senate members who have had sexual activity and have been found out should it ruin their chances on having a successful career.

My answer to this is...

We should not add sex scandals into politics. what happened with Bill Clinton was not right. Even if they are politicians they have a right to privacy to don't you think. We around complaining about them violating our privacy that we don't think that we are violating their privacey. think about that. It should not effect their career because what happens behind their closed bedroom doors should not effect us. Let the people sleep with who they want as long as its not hurting us.

Recently

Actually I just have a straight question, should we keep sex scandals out of politics? as in the case of Bill Clinton and how his adulterous behavior ruined his presidential career should presidents or even the senate members who have had sexual activity and have been found out should it ruin their chances on having a successful career.

... pondering

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Ok Question...written about 40 mins before today started

OOOH, Somalia in crisis....oh dear
Well anyway the topic to write about today is this. Somalia is currently being given enough food a day to feed 21,000 people and currently they are asking the international community for more support. They say enough to raise the number to 50,000 people a day in the city of Mogadishu.

Now why are we feeding the Somalians well... fighting between Ethiopian-backed government forces and Islamist rebels in the capital, Mogadishu, has forced hundreds of thousands from their homes.


So I ask you as a citizen of the international community, do you feel we should spend more funds on Somalians temporarily moved from their homes because of some fighting in their capital city. Or as always should we hold ourselves higher and spend more money because we are the "keepers" of the world?


This time like mentioned in blue writing, answer in a long post please.

everyone should know about now

That everyday we have a question that you should be blogging about in full crazy paragraphs..not just stupid "oh I agree with the last person" be redundant and copy the last post...at least it looks better that way.

TAKE THIS BLUE HATERS

Feel the heat

emanating from my stove...feel it. OK fine its a stupid post you don't have to brain grab me every time I cant think of something to say.

Silent Monday

Is there some way we can get the non bloggers to coincide with silent monday as well? To have a full force silence would be a truly amazing feat...

Next

So for the past few weeks there has been a conflict between the Sudanese government and a English teacher from Great Britain who was teaching Sudanese children. According to Sudan the teacher named the class teddy bear Mohammad. This sparked outrage with the clergy of Sudan and soon she was arrested on charges of trying to spark hate and anger(whatever that means.) the penalty for that is 40 lashes and a year in jail. After much debate and diplomacy between the two countries and she was released and at the moment is back home in Great Britain.

Yet the question remains in my mind, should countries of any kind enforce intolerance to any persons working within there country that is not a citizen?

Fluffman

Does anyone know where Brandon is? If he's skipping or something, I'll stab him with a rusty spork.

PS: What is that smell??

Communism?

Oh one more thing

**************************************************************************************
Tomarrow is Aids awareness day so...
don't become a statistic
you know what to do.

Next Question

Alright Bloggers

So yesterday we answered the question on Capital Punishment and overall the responses were about the same.

Now I have heard a lot about religion the last few days and have seen how it could sway your answer. So I have a question for everyone!!!

Do you feel a class in Theology* should be added to a high school curriculum in the public school system as a elective? A required class?
Also do you think religion should be added to the way we make laws and carry out such laws?
Do you think that one religion should be used as a foundation for our culture?

*The study of religion

Capital Punishment? More like Capital Party Time!

"You know if you get up and touch one of them shoes,

I'm gonna break my leg off in your ass."

America already has an incredibly flawed penal system without the issue of Capital Punishment…

But that is not the question at hand, is it?

Since many of you have shown appeal for the death penalty, I suppose I could take the opposition. Death seems futile in such a situation. Sure, if a profound crime has been committed, justice should be served. But, what is justice? Does it come in the form of lethal injection? Perhaps, perhaps not. One, of course, can do more alive than dead. They could pay their debts to society by working and volunteering. I know that sounds like a light sentence, but think about it. Criminals could work in hospitals, factories, missions, jails; EST. Hell, you could donate your body to science! They could very well affect humanity in a positive way.

As you can plainly see, from the headlines on newspapers to breaking news on CNN, Capital Punishment isn’t promoting the decline of the crime rate. We have over two million citizens behind bars, more than any other country in the world.

It’s a crazy world we live in kids. Do we embrace it? Or do we reject it?

It is called Responsibility

Waterboarding is OK. If you have guys that are trying to blow people up with car bombs than I think it is a good none harming way to gather information. But abut the murderer thing I think when one has Killed some one knowingly and Willfully than he or she shoud be ready to tack reasonability for there actions and be but to death for what it has done.

Second Question

Here's everybody's second question for the day, this one isn't mandatory, though.

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

-Scythe-

A spin off of Eye for an Eye

I read Stacey’s post An Eye For An Eye and most questions come to mind. Who are we to judge the sin of our man? Should a pedophile be eligible to judge the murderer? Why does society rank the good and bad things people do and then punish or reward them as they feel fit? If a murder a person who has gone crazy or are they perfectly sane when they kill? If they kill someone and they are judged clinically insane should they still be put on death row? And when they are on death row are they simply put there because society doesn’t want to deal with them?

Any thoughts? Opinions? Answers?

Eye for an Eye

Why should we (all of the working people of America) pay to support a killer? They gave up their rights when they murdered someone. If the murderer is sent to death row, we will have to feed, clothe, provide medical care, pay for their cable, and provide all the other necessary daily living items for the rest of their lives. Why should we? You kill someone, you don't deserve to live. Regardless of whether or not they have good behavior, they must pay for their crime. I say we need to cut down the time spent on death row. Many criminals stay on death row for years on end. There should be a time limit of how long they get to continue to live. Whoever they murdered didn't get to continue to live, why should they?

Prepare to be outraged....

If you enjoy finding faults with major religions of the world, click this link.
If not, go ahead and stick your head back in the sand.

Capital Punishment

So what I know about capital punishment is that for the prosecutor to use it they have to go through trial first and find the person guilty. After that they go through another trial if the man/woman is high risk and they go through another trial but in this trial they have to prove why the person should get the capital punishment. I feel that they should not use capital punishment, that they should put all the high risk people in prison for life not kill them. If we kill them then wouldn't we also be killing?The other thing is people say we use capital punishment to help clear the prisons but if we want more room then we need to asses cases and parole the people who have good behavior and to also rethink the case. But here's a Question for you.


Do you think it is right for us to justify killing because we say that it is humane because they killed people first??

Question

Alright Bloggers,

So my next question is going to span on the issue of the death penalty in the United States.

Currently the United States there is Capital Punishment (death penalty) in some way in most states, Unlike most countries around the world who have abolished Capital Punishment, we still hold strong in our believes that killing High Risk Prisoners* is still a solution.
The countries around the world are mostly European country's and many south American and pacific island states like Australia and New Zealand who have abolished Capital Punishment.
Countries that hold there Capital punishment strong are Mostly Asian and African/middle east countries and of course the United States.

So My question is this, tell me what you know about Capital Punishment and what are your views on Capital Punishment in the United States.
*a person who has commited murder also peoples who have commited treason and some cases kidnap
-Core

DO YOUR DUTY!

Apathy is the enemy. Vote for the next president.
The poll is on the right.

Duh.

-Ned-

INFORMATION TO READ FOR ALL BLOGGERS.

this commendment starting today at 1:45 is in motion starting now.

Everyone needs to use the right grammar .

On our blog site spell words correctly no abreviation words.

Example: wtf,y,brb,lmao,lol,rofl,btw,idk, w/e. and the list goes on.

Do it on your own blog not on the schools.


Oh also Please refrain from language do remember this is the schools blog not your own. if you have questions on how to start your own blog ask any of the core members, Buggles(Aaron) The Fluffman(brandon) DJscythe (Leslie)
-Core

Torture?

Well here's a good question for everyone. I think we've all come to the conclusion that waterboarding in many cases is a neccessary evil (those of you that don't think so, please speak up, we need some opposition here) but my question is how evil is it really?
In comparison with other techniques we use to get information for terrorists, would you consider waterboarding torture? How 'torturous' is it? also, if you do not believe that waterboarding should be used at all, give us some alternatives, given the current terrorism situation. alright that's all I have right now. post some answers. and stuff.

ROFLMAOAYP!!!

Tuesday's Response (Since I wasn't invited until today): Food is for people who can't deal with starvation.

Wednesday: I think if necessary we should torture people to get information out of them. I also think it's not really all that inhumane, as the tortured is capable of stoping the torture at any time by spilling what information they hold.

Though I do think if the US is going to torture people from other nations to stop 'terrorism', they should accept that Americans will likely be captured and tortured as well. The middle east (and the rest of the world) are completely aware that we have nukes, their reasons to torture Americans for information are more valid than ours to torture them.

The bully of the world can certainly dish it out, actually taking it is harder. America doesn't play fair.

Torture should be a completely acceptable way to collect information, no matter how it's carried out or what country's government is responsible.

I prefer water skiing

When I first heard of this topic I thought of the sport - wakeboarding - not the torture. I kind of agree with Ned. I think it is wrong, but I also think it is necessary in some instances. I also think that they have given up some of their rights by this point and we have to do what we have to do to get answers. I think working to gain their trust isn't a realistic option, these people are trained to not give out answers and trying to become their friend just won't work. One thing I do know is that I don't want the job as a waterboarder!

I believe that waterboarding is a good thing even if it is a form of torture. If there are terrorists that are planning to do something to the country and the CIA finds out, I beilieve that the CIA should use waterboarding to get information on what might happen. So yes, I think that waterboarding is a good thing.

'Board 'Em

I don't feel good about endorsing waterboarding, but I'm going to do
it anyway. For all of the reasons you've already listed, in addition to the
fact that it's morally justifiable to torture someone when the lives of others
are at stake, I'll defend waterboarding. That being said, I think the whole
debate is much ado about nothing. Firstly, the people that are being tortured
through waterboarding forfeited any natural rights they may have had when
they took up the cause of death and religious intolerance in the first place.
Secondly, as a means of interrogation, waterboarding isn't the most effective
technique. As any interrogator will tell you, gaining the detainee's trust is
the most important factor in determining the success of an interrogation.
Unfortunately, this takes time and when you don't have that luxury, it is
morally defensible to subject them to waterboarding.

-Ned-

Reply To WATERBOARDING

Is waterboarding torture? Yes waterboarding is torture. But it is a necessary torture. Its easy to be a sensative human being and say "it creates hyrdrofobia. They get scared to see rain or even take a shower." Nonsense. These people getting interogated and waterboarded deserve it and are bad people. These people have killed innocents and if not then they will soon enough. People are getting killed because these people hate everything that doesent beleive in there religion. We just need to nuke them instead of waterboarding. There lucky they are even just getting waterboarded. They should get much worse for what they have done. We are not perfect, so we need to stop acting like it.

All is fair

When it comes to this war, after they beheaded our soldiers on television and drug their burnt corpses Through the streets i don't much care how we get information from terrorists(humane or not). Tho i think re-runs of "The View" would be much more effective.

So for our first school post the topic is waterboarding.

Alright so as the new leader of the Rivercity Super Blog I would like to start off with a all school prompt. The question I wish for you to blog about is the topic of Waterboarding. So now I will explain what waterboarding is.

Waterboarding: A form of torture used by the CIA for high risk prisoners of war who have openly/through other forms of torture informed the CIA they are terrorists planning on disrupting peace in the middle east. The CIA uses waterboarding to gain more information on proposed plans of terror so that the CIA can prevent the attack from striking and possably taking more lives in the middle east.
Now to waterboard somone is to place a peace of vinal cloth over ones mouth and slowly pour water in over the cloth...this forces a gag reflex that makes the tortured feel like they are drowning and ultimatly forcing them to break and pour information to the CIA.

The question that I wish for you to post is. What are your views on Waterboarding and should the United States use any form of torture to gain information?
Please post by the end of the day.

Viva Revolution

So after many hard battles we have finaly won and the Blogging revolution has come to a end with new hidden bloggers in power. long live the new rulers of rivercity.

Kuribo.Jones は だれですか？

Who is this mysterious Kuribo.Jones and what does his/her name mean?

The day we all gave up(another day at RLA)

Having attended RLA(a high school in which most would rather eat painfully hot peppers than learn about world issues) I have gained a sense of resentment towards society. The walls drip with time; wasted and drowning slowly into a bitter ending to another day. Each second is a rain drop in your eye; nothing fatal; just enough to make the time spent here more and more discouraging. Every day when I wake up I expect the men in white coats to pull me out of my bed like angels in a deleriant haze; I know they're here to throw me into solitary confinement again. I Pull a button off my coat before the doors slam shut and and the chains grow around me like vines. Perhaps if i can search for a button in the dark I won't secome to madness. And another month passes; no longer am I the person i was. A slight glimmer of frost like the harvest of another crop of ambition towed away in a truck and left to build up Valor again. Time is in itself a drug and will undoubtedly prove the most lethal. And time here is a dying bird in flight; we feel the wind under our wings but also the rain weighing us down; this can't go on forever. The desire to change or delude the sickness fades. The feathers on this southbound ship are soaked, freezing and veering north; we are alone in this grey blizzard sky and will surely loose sight of the shore. It's eyes quietly shutting in the docile labrinth of clouds never to gleam in light of the stars again; and we decend into the deadening black below without a hope of a clear breath or celing to remember.

Obesity?

I believe it makes no difference whether children are obese as they will perish in the great flood of 2012. But anyways, it's not the schools responsibility to get involved. Schools should provide healthy food options, but if your kid is still a fat ass it's your fault for not teaching him or her to stop eating. The responsibility should fall 100% on the parents until the child is 18 and then they can choose to acquire the ever growing number of obesity related illnesses on their own. Schools should be not a substitute for dumb parents, but unfortunately they've been given that role freely. In conclusion eat as much as you wish, but don't blame anyone else; not your parents, not your school, not Rosanne re-runs, not Mc Donald's commercials or anything else. We're all going to die soon anyway; if nothing else, please make the coffin possible for the survivors to move to the incinerator.

Why does everyone

Everyone at this school get so mad about every little thing. Grow up. Life is not laid out for you.
Just because you're in a bad mood dont be a jerk and take it out on everyone else. And Mac loves Sam.

Today's Topic: 2008 Presidential Candidates

Well gang, we're about a month a way from the Iowa Caucus and I want to know who you like.

Hillary?
Obama?
Mitt?
Rudy?

If you could vote, who would you endorse and why?

Get to know him.....

I'm fat and it's everyone's fault but mine.

So this entire debate on obesity has been going on in our country for quite some time. Now I don't hate you if your fat. It's probably your fault. While some people may be more susceptible to weight gain than others, people need to make measures to make sure that they are healthy. I do understand that my Mountain Dew and Reman habits may not be entirely healthy, but that's not what we're talking about now. It is my personal belief, that people have been pointing fingers, and blaming others, for their own personal problems. Just because those four double quarter pounders with cheese look so delicious, and because parents can't say no their their chilred when they want some McDonalds, doesn't mean McDonalds is to blame. Just because people think they have to eat that fatty greasy burger, doesn't mean they have to right to sue the people making the food. Take matters into your own hands for once. Just because you are fat, doesn't mean I should have to put up with eating the crappy low fat fries, that replaced the greatest tasting potatoe product of the 21st century. Just because the state you live in is big, doesn't mean you have to be too. I'M TALKING TO YOU TEXAS!

No Fat Chicks

Hello RiverCity students! Though I am not an attendee at your school I felt like adding my “2 cents”.

As I sit here, in my living room, I am thwarted by a longing to have something delicious grace my pallet. Am I hungry? No, not really. But those jalapeno potato chips, to my left, sure do look appealing. I suppose I could go upstairs and prepare myself a healthy snack instead of eating those. But, again I’m not really hungry and that would take too much effort. Eventually I will give in to the craving and guzzle down a couple handfuls of chips, happily licking my fingers between swallows.

You see, junk food is not only tasty, but it is virtually devoid of any preparation. A quick meal from a fast food restaurant is notably alluring after a hard days work. The cost is easy on the wallet as well.

After eating such a meal, one is sure to feel tired and unproductive. It’s easy to spend countless hours in front of the T.V. “relaxing”.

This endless cycle is just one of the many relying factors of obesity. But like any unhealthy addiction, there must be preventative steps taken to ensure the end of it. Should the schools be responsible for this? In some ways, yes. They can promote healthy lifestyles and offer alternatives to otherwise harmful foods. But there is only so much a school can do. Ultimately, people should take charge of their own lives. Though, it sounds much easier than it actually is. To make life changes, one needs a support system to help them along the way, be it friends or family.

Of course, if doing the whole diet and exercise thing is too demanding, just invest in the ol’ eating disorder.

amazing

i just got called a sissy la la by the kid wearing an alien shirt haha. Fascinating

A Quote from Mo

"Brandon didnt do it becouse he was a sissy lala" ~Big mo

wow

ya, now i feel really dumb

Obesity

Obesity is a problem, but not a skool's problem. Skool is not a replacement parent for kids whose parents are never around. Skool is not a daycare.
-Scythe-

Obesity rules!

Well. I dont like fat people. For the majority of them cry abotu how there fat while they sit on there couch eating cake with a deep fryer off to the table on the right of the couch. If you werent so insecure and used food to make you happy then you wouldnt be in that position.

For the people that just have natural fatness haha. Take steps to not be fat. Being fat is a choice. Dont be lazy.

Schools dont have the responsobility to make sure someone is in good health unless they know the student is in danger.

Blog Prompt for Tuesday, November 27th

Buenas Dias Estudiantes,

For today's blog entry, I'd like you to respond to the following prompt:

Do you feel that schools should be responsible for combating childhood obesity,
or is this a problem best left to families themselves? After all, don't schools have
enough responsibilities as it is?

demon pelican zombies

You see that bird on the left there. If I were to tell you what he’s been through I would have to eat some very happy meatloaf. It all started out by me getting my regular cup of coffee when I heard a knock on the door. I went to go open it when BOOM ZOMBIES. It all started out when he killed his mom, but she happened to leave the speaker on while she was calling her work while she got killed so now he had to kill her coworkers. They worked at aflack a car insurance company. He ate a lot of tasty nachos so his brain could expand to be able to see hungry books. But his brain expanded too much and exploded leaving a huge hole in his head giving him a demon cowish look. He loaded up on ammo and packed heavy. He took the ventilation and planted tons of smoke bombs. But he noticed when he jumped out of the ventilation BOOM ZOMBIES. The zombies where attacking the vending machines which fueled the employees minds. So now most of the other workers turned into zombies. It was a massacre the remaining workers held it out and made their last stand in the lunch room. They used forks and spoons to fight. He took advantage of what was happening and came through the back of the lunch room and killed all the remaining workers by cutting their throats or strangling them. In the process he broke the barricade and the demon zombies flooded in and killed the remaining duffering workers. He then quickly ran to the staff room to grab the EMERGENCY CHAINSAW.
He then used it to kill some 8,482,113,521 demon zombies. Which by then he ran out of gas and started to use his machete. As he was making his last stand he noticed his brother stumble into the room. His brother’s legs where eaten off by the demon zombies. His brother then cried out “help me”. In response to what his brother said he then used the flag pole to beat and impale his neck with until there was a reasonable amount of blood leaking, which then he used his dull machete to finish him off with. He then made an attempt to get to the roof to get to the helicopter, but as he was ascending up the stairs inflamed couches at the speed 364 mph were falling in his path. He then lost his legs, three livers, his only heart (which he has two of) one eye, two waffles, and other stuff that really didn’t have anything to do with intentional paper clippings in the process. He then suffered 68 hours of bleeding and excruciating pain due to not being able to eat his leftovers, which were just out of reach. After the incident with the lawnmower he then crawled to the roof and signaled to his helicopter that his brother (that died) was piloting, who was drunk. He then fended the remaining demon zombies with book called ”how to cook with no salt”. As the helicopter approached the zombies that were being beating to death by his book fell over the edge and caught the helicopter’s propellers on the way down, which then caused his brother to crash into him. His brother was disintegrated in a 83 ft radius. He then spent his last moments eating tacos with no gravy yes I said no gravy as he was being devoured be demon zombies. In the end he suffered for 684 hours, bleed 1827 gallons, failed to reach his leftovers, and is still suffering as we speak due to a lack of gravy even though he was devoured by the demon zombies. In the very end he didn’t get to ride the happy unicorns over the happy elf filled rainbow. In the very depressing end he killed himself using two barrels of floss, eight suitcases and a used doorknob.

scruff mcgruff...stupid name

its 9:30 do you know where your student is?

NED

Yes my freinsd my face is on backwards. It hurts.

Im sitting here listening to TO NO AVAIL.

Thinking about how cool my teacher ned fadeley is. man i wish i could be as cool as him when im older. :p

That would complete my life

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So I'm sitting at home now...what should I do. Any ideas community? meh thought you wouldn't.

Note from Ned....

I just want to let everyone know that this blog is in no way a reflection of my worth as a teacher.
Our students are bums. Clearly.

Alas, I can only do so much....

-Ned-

First blog by buggles

Aaron Slagle

Hello everyone caring to read this blog posted by buggles..which is me.
I have a quote by a fellow student.
"here it comes...here it comes....THE POWER WITHIN" ~Usamah Elbakkush

Helping people with Blogger

Haha! I finally know something nobody else does. I know what to do to get other people onto the Rivercity blog!! VICTORY!!
-Scythe-

The Area I Am Supposed To Collect Knowledge In..

Well once again i shall write a entry into our School blog.

It is 1:38 PM

This day is coming to an end.
Well i have decided to talk about how my area that i sit in is an utter disgrace to all schools.
We have Arron, Leslie, Bryce, Me [Brandon], Henry and Usamah. This isnt the first day that our room looked like a hurricane had hit. Day after day we all agree that our area is horrible. But does anything happen to prevent it from getting dirty everyday? No infact it does not. It is hard to work in such an enviorment when one day your books and papers are on your desk and the next day its either on the floor from the goons that screw around after school or strewn on a desk across the room. This will bring me to another blog i will write in a few minutes. We need to quit letting not only our area but the class rooms areas. We need to work on holding our school together kids.

My oppinion on Water Boarding.

My name is Brandon. I enjoy long walks on the beach and going to candle lit dinners. I am going to express my opinion on water boarding. It is a highly debated topic. Many say that water boarding is un-american. I think that water boarding is a necessary torture. We dont use the technique on every person we think is a terrorist. We use it only on top terrorists that withold valuable and key information. The debate is that one side is for water boarding to get key information. The side against is saying that its cruel and inhumane to torture a human like this. Becuase it can cause mental damage. Think about this,would you ruin one persons life in order to save more lifes. If we dont get this information out before anything goes down then people will die and not only will victims be affected but also the families of these families. If we were to get information from Bin Laden then the terrorist attack wouldnt have happened. I may be wrong with my supporting facts but i still stand by water boarding is a necessary torture.

A blog of hotsauce, and death

As you may see from the title, this hot sauce doesn't "mess around" as we like to say. it has scared and disabled many fine and valiant digestive systems for life! LIFE!!! the menace known as the devils anus must be stopped before it can cause more damage to children and food-fanatics everywhere.
it was a day just like today. in fact it was today. i was chilling with my peeps in Ned's room, when Henry offered me the hot sauce. i was reluctant at first, but peer pressure got to me eventually. i had a sip....*snivel* i haven't been able to eat Ramon since. that hot sauce Has caused me serious mental, and physical scarring. i have been.......sterile since that day.
in summary, we need to bring more defenses against the forefront of hot sauce, and destroy the scourge before it destroys us!!!!! that is all.

100% PAIN of death

Bryce colvin

When i put the drop of 100% pain in my mouth it was like i walked into hell because of 100% pain i lost all my family all my friends to this devilish blood. they....they ...all FELL INTO A LAKE OF FIRE which i sooner joined. it was so intense that i wanted to cut off my tongue. i don't want to talk about it so this is the end as my soul slowly catches on fire.

MEEPS

100% PAIN This was the account of when the devil came up from the fiery doom iteself and had licked my tongue.

It was a normal school day. Everyone was at school having a good jolly time. Henry arrived casualy and slumped down in his chair. Staring at everyone behind his eyes of death, he slowly yet surely pulled out what was soon to be then end of my life. At first i saw it and was like " fo sho sun I try that bizzy." Henry laughed a cackling laugh as all the lights dimmed and lighting striked the outside tree. When the lights returned back to there normal color and the lightning outside halted we all got into a little circle. There was the weird kid that wears make-up known as Bryce. Jake the unexplainable. Henry the Mysterious and me Brandon the face. I should have stopped it right when I had the chance to. Right when Henry the Mysterious unscrewed that cap slowly my soul slowly left my body. There was a rumble coming from the bottle. The lights went out. The only source of light was this bottle of 100% Pain. We all took a shot of the Fire itself at the same time. When there was a explosion. Everyone fell out of there seat and a giant hole opened in the center of the cirlce. A demon slowly jumped out. He pulled our tongues out at the same time. He jumped on our tongues with his black hooves. The he ran it over with his caddilac. He jumped back into his whole. It was over never to be talked about again until now. That day the devil had licked my tongue. The Legend lives on.

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Experimental Podcast #1

Here goes nothing....

Inaugural Post

Hola,

Welcome to the space age friends. It's my sincere hope that this blog will become
an on-line representation of my advisory's collective brain. Think of it as "wading in
our stream of consciousness."

Stay tuned for profound things,

-Ned-