Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Bi-Party!

Soo. Here we are again. On a similar note, why are we here... I coulda sworn I just knew... Oh. Right.

Welcome to America. You can choose your president, utilize free speech and eat fast food until your head--or stomach--asplodes. How do we choose our president? Why, the people vote for the candidate they like!

You can vote for whoever you like, as long as they're on the ballot, but if you want to vote for somebody who has a chance, you better pick a candidate from one of the two main parties: Democrat or Republican.

Now, these parties are very nice. The champagne at the Republican party was phenomenal and the Democrats had astoundingly loud music. I'm not even sure what they were playing. But I'd like to go to a party more suited for my needs.

Many people think like this in America. They don't like the bi-party system that basically narrows the presidential candidates down to two options: This Person or That Person doesn't really fit the bill of president, but who else is there?

The founding fathers of America saw that a bi-party system was a ridiculous notion as well, thought they maybe didn't foresee the extremely loooong campaign trails of the twenty-first century candidate. I think it's hardly likely the founders of America wanted candidates spending a year of their time--this is especially true of senators and representatives--not doing their job just so they can maybe attain the presidency.

In short, the independents of America should band together in their lack of Democrat and Republican politics and present our own candidate.

~L

6 comments:

Trogdor said...

I agree. Both sides are dissapointing and we need to overthrow these political juggernauts and make a third party that will actually help the economy.

笑い男(Warai Otoko) said...

i dont know why we are here...maybe to mend to the mindless masses of american's already here that sit in a cubical and type and get hooked on "smokes and java" and when time comes to vote for a new presedent they are so twisted by the media and propaganda smear ad's they go vote for the ASSHOLE! sorry for the remark but it is true! it is the one who is the best looking or the smooth talker who WINS!! although nobody go's for the person who can put america in a good place, BUT NOOOO THAT NERVER HAPPENS...oh sorry there was one person who did that and that was gorge washington!!

Buckethead said...

I agree with everything stated, but i'm sorry trogdor there is a third party, but they never get elected. I think we should just make me the dictator of the world now to save the world time and lives.

Murphs said...

Doctor Bombay, learn to spell and stay on topic.

Xtremo Founding Father, are you implying that you want to be the third party candidate?

Morrison T. said...

Good luck w/ that

Murphs said...

Which part, Messer Jones?